That's right, dear reader. Gaze into the eyes of happy Austrian postmodernist Elfriede Jelinek. She's just won her Nobel Prize and, with that same dispassionate half-smile she has in all her photos, she's going to sultrily stare you down. Would Jelinek, with all "extraordinary linguistic zeal," approve of an adverb like "sultrily"? Who cares; just gaze back with wildly psychosexual, central European abandon!
Also, here's Elfriede being the happiest, sultriest SLA member!